when you postpone saving the world to do sidequests
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
Gordo keepin it real
the longer you watch, the funnier it gets
If I was in Divination at Hogwarts sitting with the person I like I’d be interpreting their tea leaves like “woAH it looks like you’re gonna be in a relationship soon??? With…the person sitting across from you??? Haha how oddly specific right”
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air
fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh
Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.
what the fuck I did that at night i wanted to draw vent comics but I just went like “no, fuck it, no one cares about my life lets draw goofy girls in surrealistic words”
i’ve never drawn anything so quickly
Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers
o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper
driving past your old elementary school like
kanaya “gives your computer a virus, internet explorer, and three browser add ons when left alone with it for five minutes” maryam
"KN what the FUCK diid you do to your computer thii2 tiime?"
"It Said I Won A Prize"
if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s
this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead