Very hard to find a pressure point on you, Mr Holmes. The drugs thing I never believed for a moment. Anyway, you wouldn’t care if it was exposed, would you? But look how you care about John Watson. Your damsel in distress.
John in Sherlock’s mind vs. John in reality
"…redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship."
Whenever I hear “X-Ray”, I do not think of the wavelength and shit used in machines to see your bones. I think of a Puerto Rican man.
a really cute puerto rican man
STOP IT STOP IT NOW THIS IS SO VERY WRONG
this is beautiful
excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
laughs for 10 minutes
thinks about what made me laugh
laughs for 10 more minutes
Reasons not to go outside:
- Poison ivy
- Quick sand
- The plague
- Large bugs
- Men with pointy teeth
- I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.