iamyourwhathaveidone:

when you postpone saving the world to do sidequests

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evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

queerfabulousmermaid:

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Gordo keepin it real

epic-humor:

the longer you watch, the funnier it gets

epic-humor:

the longer you watch, the funnier it gets

takelunatothemoon:

If I was in Divination at Hogwarts sitting with the person I like I’d be interpreting their tea leaves like “woAH it looks like you’re gonna be in a relationship soon??? With…the person sitting across from you??? Haha how oddly specific right”

epic-humor:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

avlvla:

what the fuck I did that at night i wanted to draw vent comics but I just went like “no, fuck it, no one cares about my life lets draw goofy girls in surrealistic words”
i’ve never drawn anything so quickly

avlvla:

what the fuck I did that at night i wanted to draw vent comics but I just went like “no, fuck it, no one cares about my life lets draw goofy girls in surrealistic words”

i’ve never drawn anything so quickly

sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

prospitans:

prospitans:

kanaya “gives your computer a virus, internet explorer, and three browser add ons when left alone with it for five minutes” maryam

"KN what the FUCK diid you do to your computer thii2 tiime?"
"It Said I Won A Prize"

blacklistecl:

if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s

-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead