Very hard to find a pressure point on you, Mr Holmes. The drugs thing I never believed for a moment. Anyway, you wouldn’t care if it was exposed, would you? But look how you care about John Watson. Your damsel in distress.

John in Sherlock’s mind vs. John in reality

"…redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship."

missdiddlez:

iperfectedskyrim:

Whenever I hear “X-Ray”, I do not think of the wavelength and shit used in machines to see your bones. I think of a Puerto Rican man.

a really cute puerto rican man

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sherlockatthemorgue:

Lady Loki
did-you-kno:

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multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America

therealhamster:

laughs for 10 minutes

stops

catches breath

thinks about what made me laugh

laughs for 10 more minutes

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werethefrigginwinchestersboys:

Reasons not to go outside:

  1. Ruffians
  2. Thugs
  3. Poison ivy
  4. Quick sand
  5. Cannibals
  6. Snakes
  7. The plague
  8. Large bugs
  9. Men with pointy teeth
  10. I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.

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hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

The Simpsons